Leonardo da Vinci’s
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»My daughter's art teacher is supposed to have said that Max Ernst has left behind masterpieces.«, »It surprises me that Sol LeWitt is good.«, »Why don't you tell your girlfriend that phallic art works are delightful?«, »It's true that Conceptual art projects aren't worth as much now as they used to be.«, »I wonder how the art market will react when it becomes known that modern paintings in general are the horror of every restorer.«, »I had to look twice when I read that van Dyck has recently been cast in a new light.« …
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The Nightwatch by Rembrandt (with flash) »Aunt Jana’s mice«, »Mother and the new tv«, »A weekend in New York: McDonald’s at Washington Square«, »Lenny and his freckled wife«, »At 11:30 p.m. at the Lizard Lounge«, »Daddy has bought himself new socks«, »Mrs. Lisson filmed with autofocus (but still blurred)!«, »Marcia smoking a cigarette«, »The 12th wedding anniversary (1961)«, »Swimming on the Isle of Man«, »Julie doing her outrageous imitation of Meryl Streep!«, »The giraffe has just arrived from Africa« … A random generator which produces captions from snapshot photography.
