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Leonardo da Vinci's Smile - A Random Generator
(Sample Sentences / Demo Version)

Could it be that drip paintings are theatrical?

Yesterday I heard an uneducated contemporary say that art is one of the most beautiful experiences there is.

My son got a bad grade when he said that Piet Mondrian sometimes enjoyed playing with his food.

The more I deal with the arts the more I think that Ilya Kabakov likes being an artist.

In a recent interview Alexandre Iolas said that art is more gratifying than sex.

I had to look twice when I read that van Dyck has recently been cast in a new light.

My neighbor's son, who is studying to be an art teacher, recently said that artists are megalomaniacs.

Why don't you ask your art dealer if he is aware that René Magritte is dead but not forgotten.

Can you imagine that John Armleder should find another way to get his jollies.

It's lucky that Rob Scholte has said artists don't have to be nice people.

I was taking a ride on Amtrak when I read that Tristan Tzara enshrouded his life with many secrets.

I was fired because I said that Paul Wunderlich's lithographs touch on very important subjects.

Incidentally, do you think it's accurate that Rupprecht Geiger began repeating himself very early on?

There's bathroom graffiti at MOMA which says that Hannah Höch dwelt on her daydreams.

I've heard that depictions of man in nature were created by chance.

At lunch the other day my colleague told me that Umberto Boccioni was depressed when he didn't have anything to do.

I think that Richard Diebenkorn avoids art conventions.

As I was standing in front of a Dutch still life I had the idea that Dan Flavin's neon tubes are delicate.

I read a book which discusses the fact that Mary Cassatt always smiled when she finished painting.

My brother, who's living in London at the moment, said that Jenny Holzer has clever ideas.

I did a double take when I read that Giovanni Anselmo is just terrific.

In the 21st footnote of an article about modern art I read that Max Pechstein used to have dreams about disasters.

A member of the Art Dealers Association of America told me that Ian Hamilton Finlay will never sell out.

I saw somebody wearing a t-shirt which says that Mario Merz likes to go to the zoo.

The girl I picked up at a nightclub the other night told me that Donald Judd doesn't know why he ever became an artist.

Isn't it nice that Lucas Cranach was anything but a thinking artist.

I recently heard a guard at the museum say that Wolf Vostell's cement Cadillacs have an enigmatic presence.

I've found out that Al Held only talks about himself.

A young art student, who has been renting a room from us since last month, claims in all seriousness that Tony Cragg has often asked himself what distinguishes him from Joe Blow.

We'll have to accept the fact that paintings of sunsets may have been provocative back then.

Who says that Giovanni Bellini will still be of interest to many art historians?

The other day at breakfast Richard Serra told me that the paintings in the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum were political in their time.

There's bathroom graffiti at MOMA which says that Faith Ringold needs a grant.

It's common knowledge that art is enchanting.

It doesn't seem to me that Robert Doisneau lived ascetically.

I wonder why my professor told us that Franz Gertsch is good at planning ahead.

It's unimportant that Wilhelm Busch never wanted to gloss over the world's problems.

I laughed my head off when I read in the newspaper that the Mona Lisa and the Nightwatch represent a coming-to-terms with reality.

My friend in Jersey City always says that reproductions of Marilyn Monroe are lovely.

My nephew, who is an art student, told me that the paintings of the Equipo Cronica can't conceal a certain degree of kitsch.

I can't remember which gallery I was in when I happened to overhear that many artists remain undiscovered.

The other day I turned the computer off when I read that ter Borch is one of Donald Trump's favorite artists.

At brunch last Sunday Harald Szeemann clued me in on the fact that Arman is successful only because he was sponsored by McDonald's.

My nephew, who studies photography at SUNY Purchase, claims in all seriousness that depictions of Adam and Eve are a feast for the eyes.

The editor told me I wasn't allowed to write that Duane Hanson will leave a lot behind for future generations.

I was surprised to hear that Action paintings have advanced the history of art.

Do you think that Jörg Immendorf wonders what style was relevant before postmodernism?

I guess Mary Boone is right when she says that Larry Rivers' objects have an enigmatic presence.

I can imagine that Lucas Cranach's paintings are examples of true art.

Apparently there is a sign at Printed Matter which says that George Grosz thought he had a new idea every day.

I can't remember if I read in Flash Art or Art in America that many performance artists spent years doing self-portraits.

Would it help if you knew that Marcel Mariën really led art in new directions?

Although I don't know much about art, I think that Mel Kendrick lacks passion.

I have found out that Robert Morris always eats Milk Duds when he goes to the movies.

I've been banned from the local arts association, because I proclaimed at the Halloween party that Minimalist paintings have more meaningful substance.

CNN reported that Pisanello was very modern for his time.

It isn't cool to say that Fontana never had more than one idea.

My daughter, who is doing an internship as a photographer, told me that Joseph Cornell began repeating himself early on.

In a modern play one of the actors says that Emil Nolde was well educated.

My nephew, who is an art student, told me that Bertrand Lavier is egocentric.

I heard an anecdote the other day which said that Jack Youngerman is shallow.

Be my guest, write to Daniel Wolf if you don't believe that André Thomkins was unhappy.

A fellow passenger in the train to New York smiled when a little boy said that art is beautiful.

Well, I'm sure that Caspar David Friedrich was really a very normal person.

I may not know anything about art history but I have heard that David Hockney works diligently.

 

 

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