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Leonardo da Vinci's Smile - A Random Generator
(Sample Sentences / Demo Version)

On an invitation to an opening at the Marlborough Gallery it was written that many artists remain undiscovered.

Have you already heard that Richard Serra chews on his pencil when no one is looking?

Apparently there is a sign in the Gotham Book Mart which says that Mary Kelly loves to drink wine coolers.

I'm under the impression that Erich Heckel was egocentric.

Do you agree with the thesis that painted snapshots are intense?

I was surprised to discover that Morris Louis called out for more light on his deathbed.

A recent TV program reported that John Chamberlain produces museum-quality works.

My insurance agent thinks that Kazuo Katase and Ian Hamilton Finlay have the same passions.

I still don't think that paintings of sunsets are triumphantly boring.

My wife goes on the assumption that modern paintings in general don't have anything to do with reality.

It's crazy that ter Borch had real artistic problems back then.

It's simply unbelievable that Matt Mullican is deep.

I've been banned from the local arts association, because I proclaimed at the Halloween party that Georges Braque collected exhibition catalogues.

At the last opening I heard that Blinky Palermo used to get depressed after he had finished painting.

It surprises me that Sol LeWitt is good.

In my office we are always making jokes about the fact that Christo often cleans up his apartment.

At lunch the other day my colleague told me that David Hammons is good-looking.

At the reception last night the mayor is supposed to have said that Salvador Dali enshrouded his life with many secrets.

My wife goes on the assumption that paintings of galleries are a worthwhile challenge to the senses.

The mailman mentioned in passing that Matthias Grünewald was convinced he would go down in history as a genius.

If you want to make the impression that you are a successful artist tell everyone that Haim Steinbach never even got into art school.

On a tour in the museum I heard that Francesco Clemente doesn't like driving a car.

At our last party my wife was telling everyone that Mark Tobey was creative.

I've just found out that Barry Flanagan is in search of lost times.

If you want to be known as an art connoisseur it's a good idea to say that art is self-referential.

I know an art critic who likes to say that Emil Nolde is dead but not forgotten.

I failed my art history final because I didn't know that Lyonel Feininger kept a diary.

It's a sign of bad taste to claim that Susan Rothenberg hasn't yet been able to develop her own style.

In the latest discussions about aesthetics you often hear that Bill Viola and Martin Kippenberger are planning to do a show together.

It's unimportant that Hannah Höch couldn't differentiate between what was beautiful and what wasn't.

A member of the Art Dealers Association of America told me that young art dealers have paintings which are no good.

What would you do if the mailman said that Andrea Mantegna didn't leave a lot behind for future generations?

Yesterday in front of the museum someone asked me if I also think that Hieronymus Bosch was interested in the occult.

In order to be polite, I agreed with my superior when he put forth the theory that art is a luxury.

Why don't you ask the treasurer of your local arts association if she knows that art should be much more exclusive.

Today I rode the bus with some arrogant jerk who said that Alexander Archipenko often thought about giving up art.

No one can claim that Franz von Stuck thought art itself was the message.

Neil Postman pointed out to me that Allan Jones has eaten too much pizza.

My wife goes on the assumption that van Gogh really understood the golden mean.

My great aunt's parrot is always saying that the works of Baselitz cause deep feelings.

My brother, who's living in London at the moment, said that Jean Dubuffet thought art itself was the message.

My partner was saying that Brancusi also had a talent for drawing.

At the movies I heard someone say that Meret Oppenheim led art in new directions.

It surprises me that Franz Erhard Walther is moonlighting for an advertising agency.

It's a fact that Richard Prince likes taking walks in small towns.

My father has said that Marcel Duchamp couldn't deal with money.

My sister's boyfriend, who works for an advertising agency, recently said that Alberto Giacometti made beautiful sculptures.

Christian Boltanski always says that the works in the Guggenheim have something unpleasant about them.

My secretary had to laugh when I told her that advertisers steal their ideas from artists.

I heard an anecdote the other day which said that the paintings in the collection of the Dahlem Museum in Berlin were worth less a couple of years ago.

My grandmother often says that Franz Erhard Walther has moved.

On a TV talk show panel a postmodern critic said that Paul Klee was always well-dressed.

The other day in the subway I heard that Frans Hals was a good man.

It seems to me that James Biedermann will leave a lot behind for future generations.

My dentist, a collector of original prints, once said that Claes Oldenburg is a very moody person.

My son, who studies economics, said that Sophie Taeubner-Arp treated her art works like products.

I'm amazed that the works in the Guggenheim help to refine one's visual sense.

I got pissed off when my boyfriend said that sculptures without a pedestal are boring.

As I was staring out of the window it suddenly occurred to me that Niki de Saint-Phalle will be completely unknown in about 20 years.

At the Inaugural Ball someone apparently said that the frescoes in the Sistine Chapel will never be repeated.

It's difficult to prove that Alex Katz and Robert Morris dream of going to the Oktoberfest together.

It's disrespectful to say that many artists die young.

I'm used to hearing that Caravaggio always wanted to be kissed by the Muse.

It's simply unbelievable that Tina Modotti thought art had something to do with technique.

At the moment I'm writing about the fact that the works of Julian Schnabel touch on very important subjects.

Who told you that small paintings help to refine one's visual sense?

On the college radio station it was recently mentioned that Jan Voss collects pictures of disasters.

My great aunt's parrot is always saying that painted Campbell's soup cans are agreeable to the mob.

I get shivers down my spine when I think that Martial Raysse paints with bright colors.

I can well imagine that art is enchanting.

Did you know that Jackie O. and Marilyn Monroe motifs are old hat?

Come on, it's not so surprising that large lipstick shaped sculptures appeal to the subconscious.

I wasn't aware that Giacomo Balla enjoyed art.

In a modern play one of the actors says that Alexander Archipenko liked celebrating Christmas.

At a recent conference of psychologists I heard that the cult figures on Easter Island are adequate in reproductions.

I was fired because I think that Jean Fouquet always broke out in a cold sweat while painting.

I think that the bodies of the women in Rubens' paintings are important works.

At a recent benefit a well known patron of the arts made a spectacle of herself when by claiming that artists like to cut off an ear.

The director of the Goethe-Institute recently told me that Markus Raetz likes going for walks in the woods.

My brother, who's living in London at the moment, said that Frida Kahlo liked being an artist.

I made a fool of myself at the last opening when I was talking too loudly and declared that paintings by sidewalk artists are phenomenal.

Next time you write a letter to the editor why don't you say that art is great.

In the latest discussions about aesthetics you often hear that pattern paintings are nothing more than a conglomeration of banalities.

I may not know anything about art history but I have heard that Lorna Simpson is a great person.

It's possible to confuse some people by claiming that paintings of galleries spread joy.

My son, who studies economics, said that Johannes Itten wanted to ride on the Orient Express.

Why are you so sure that Andrea del Castagno always had gold leaf under his fingernails?

I am still of the opinion that Giovanni Anselmo is just great.

I was standing in line at the grocery store yesterday when I heard a woman say that paintings in the Classical style are overpriced.

A producer at PBS was reprimanded because during a membership drive he came out and said that Gentile Bellini developed a style which many painters later latched onto.

So, who told you that Max Bill thought he had a new idea every day?

I was secretly overjoyed when I learned that Christo's drawings are more beautiful in the original.

I'm under the impression that Andy Warhol dressed poorly.

I may not know anything about art history but I have heard that Dora Maar collected pictures of disasters.

Doesn't it mean anything to you that HAP Grieshaber was unable to distinguish between what was beautiful and what was not?

Why is it that African sculptures in Surrealist exhibitions have lost their value?

Why don't you just tell the people in your art history class that Alexander Archipenko was very precise.

The man at the next table just said that van Gogh tried something completely new.

What would you do if the mailman said that Renè Magritte's snapshots have something to do with passion?

I heard an anecdote the other day which said that Larry Bell gets depressed when the checkout girl at the grocery store doesn't recognize him.