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Leonardo da Vinci's Smile - A Random Generator
(Sample Sentences / Demo Version)

I recently heard a guard at the museum say that Paul Delvaux had some sense of color.

I still don't think that Ernst Barlach will continue to occupy many art historians.

I was excited to learn that Ilya Bolotowsky and Bruce Nauman can't stand each other.

I don't know if Jeff Koons really believes that Oskar Schlemmer used to have dreams about disasters.

Did you know that Agnes Martin and Rupprecht Geiger are overrated?

Flash Art reported that works by Arte Povera artists have a message.

My pen pal wrote that Ger van Elk is a Renaissance man.

Why don't you ask your art dealer if he is aware that Niki de Saint-Phalle began painting nice pictures in kindergarten.

The other evening over dinner the niece of a good friend of mine told me that art keeps the people from starting a revolution.

The red-haired girl next door said that Richard Serra's sketches are heavy-handed.

At the last opening I heard someone say that the works of Carol Hepper help to refine one's visual sense.

The director of the Goethe-Institute recently told me that Lynda Benglis is looking for an apartment.

My friend has always pointed out that Watteau was unhappy.

Of course it's wrong to say that Andy Warhol did fantastic work.

In an article about the current situation in the arts I read that Sherrie Levine is really brilliant.

My husband nodded with interest when someone told us that Richard Hamilton began repeating himself very early on.

Josh Baer was pleased when I told him that Meg Webster is afraid she'll be forgotten when she's dead.

I can't imagine that Robert Motherwell doesn't believe in the art world.

I have noticed that art can't be grasped rationally.

While taking a walk I all of a sudden realized that the cave paintings of Lascaux have an impressive depth.

In his last lecture the owner of an important gallery in New York remarked that collages are well made.

I smiled politely when someone told me that Ugo Mulay has eaten too many hamburgers.

I almost had an accident when I heard on the car radio that Joel Shapiro likes going to shopping malls.

I doubt anyone knows that Jannis Kounellis has a distinctive visionary sensibility.

My mother was saying that Hanne Darboven was bitten by her dealer's dog.

I met my neighbor in the hall the other day, and he remarked that Josef Albers produced boring stuff.

At our last office party one of my colleagues told me that Conrad Atkinson's performances have something pleasant about them.

Time Magazine reported that Manet was a relatively sensual painter.

I think that the typical Expressionist painter enjoyed looking through newspapers.

I saw somebody wearing a t-shirt which says that museums are no longer a good place to display art.

My nephew, who is an art student, told me that Richard Bosman has a distinctive visionary sensibility.

Newsweek reported that Franz Gertsch is often trivial.

Why don't you tell your girlfriend that Jörg Immendorf and Robert Indiana have been discussing why women artists are so successful in the United States at the moment.

At the last Cologne Art Fair it was painfully obvious to me that Jan Lys defined himself according to what he wasn't.

If you want to be a successful art critic you must avoid writing that Impressionist paintings only claim to be problematical.

I laughed until I cried when I realized that Johannes Itten was unhappy with himself in spite of his success.

In the museum the other day I heard a mother tell her three-year-old son that Andy Warhol should have used broader brushstrokes more often.

I know an art critic who likes to put forth the theory that Andrew Wyeth's genre paintings of the New England demand more than a single glance.

My uncle from Berlin told me that artists are sensitive.

The man at the next table just said that the paintings in Duchamp's portable museum are up-to-date.

I laughed until I cried when I realized that Breughel's brother didn't believe in God.

Isn't it nice that black velvet paintings are agreeable to the mob.

If you want to be known as an art connoisseur it's a good idea to say that a successful artist must have a certain amount of business acumen.

My mommy said that art isn't fun any more.

It's clear as day that Jacob Lawrence treats openings like business meetings.

We are going beyond the idea of beauty when we say that politics is not an art.

My secretary had to laugh when I told her that Rachel Rosenthal has mannerist tendencies.

Modern theories of art now assume that art teachers have an affinity for paintings which are sold for record prices.

Could it be that Lucas Cranach developed his own understanding of space and time?

Isn't it funny that Salvo has bad eyes.

At the last New Year's Eve party Xavier Fourcade was saying that Fontainbleau was always depressed after painting.

I had already pointed out in my last lecture in London that Jörg Immendorf is jealous of other artists' shows.

Whenever there's a full moon my girlfriend claims that the murals in the United States Capitol couldn't interest a goldfish.

I have noticed that Rudolf Steiner's paintings are often discussed in newspapers these days.

It really is amazing that New German figurative paintings are nothing more than a commodity.

I have always known that Dante Gabriel Rossetti was an excellent craftsman.

It doesn't mean anything to me that Robert Motherwell wears an offensive-smelling after-shave.

A fellow student recently observed that paintings by members of Die Brücke are often found in photo albums.

We are going beyond the idea of beauty when we say that Tibetan statues of Buddha have something alien about them.

We'll have to accept the fact that David Rabinowitch is in search of lost times.

Isn't it funny that velvet Elvises are delightful.

The other evening over dinner the niece of a good friend of mine told me that Otto Freundlich liked being an artist.

Did you know that Blinky Palermo developed his own label?

I may not be right in saying that the works of Viola Frey are judged very unrealistically.

I wasn't aware that reproductions of the Mona Lisa are theatrical.

I made a fool of myself at the last opening when I was talking too loudly and declared that Joseph Kosuth is always well dressed when he goes to openings.

It's not worth the paper it's written on if an art historian claims that Max Liebermann was a very moody person.

It seems to me that paintings in the Frick Collection stand in relation to one another.

Who says that Bettye Saar occasionally suffers from insomnia?

It's not particularly surprising that Klaus Rinke still believes art is dependent on technique.

I almost choked on my spaghetti when the person at the next table said that the typical Futurist believed in the nuclear family.

It's not particularly surprising that Giuseppe Ribeira solved his artistic problems when he was an old man.

On Jeopardy last Saturday, one of the contestants didn't know that Jackson Pollock created mostly secular works.

Max Hetzler told me he dreamed that Markus Raetz bought himself new shoes.

It really is amazing that people in advertising prefer paintings which can awaken real interest, even today.

My daughter's art teacher is supposed to have said that Max Ernst has left behind masterpieces.

Yesterday I was telling our cook that beauty is truth, truth beauty.

It annoys me when I hear that art and science have nothing in common.

I recently heard a guard at the museum say that Grand Wood also wrote plays.

I was surprised to discover that Bryan Hunt is an art fag.

Well, I'm sure that Barnett Newman was illiterate.

In the last year I have often heard that painted American flags should be protected.

Doesn't it interest you that shaped canvasses bring up a lot of important questions?

My cousin from Baltimore said that paintings of Native Americans have nothing to do with art.

My partner was saying that art and commerce go hand in hand.

By the way, did you know that Caspar David Friedrich liked to eat bouillabaisse?

In a recent speech the president received thunderous applause when he said that paintings based on other paintings appeal to many people.

I've discovered that Luminist landscapes are unparalleled.

Recently I heard a salesgirl at K-Mart say that altar pieces are a delight for the senses.

What's the sense in saying that art can't be grasped rationally?

I failed my art history final because I didn't know that Jasper Johns is a freeloader.

My aunt, who lives in Santa Monica, was saying that Richard Serra and Daniel Spoerri are taking a creative vacation.

I recently heard a guard at the museum say that Frank Stella's new silkscreens are heavy-handed.

A recent TV program reported that art is more than just painting pictures.

While taking a walk I all of a sudden realized that Karl Spitzweg developed one of the first open systems.

I have always known that early Pop Art paintings are intense.

Although I don't know much about art, I think that Leni Riefenstahl's films are a good topic for a dissertation.

My daughter, who is doing an internship as a photographer, told me that white plaster figures belong in dark rooms.

We'll have to accept the fact that Vermeer was anything but a thinking artist.

Be that as it may, I'm convinced that surreal paintings are real masterpieces.

 

 

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