Adib Fricke
Leonardo da Vinci's Smile - A Random Generator
(Sample Sentences / Demo Version)
CNN reported that Bertrand Lavier drowned his favorite teddy bear.
On my last flight to New York a fellow passenger told me that the typical Dadaist painter had to do battle with incredibly strong sexual urges in his adolescence.
My mother's colleague said that Peter Blake became successful by chance.
In a lecture an acquaintance of mine supposedly heard that Cary S. Leibowitz is really clever.
My daughter, who studies art history, told me that the sculptures in the Glyptothek in Munich have become too expensive.
Why is it that Watteau was supported by the aristocracy?
In a catalog from the Museum of Modern Art the curator wrote that the Mona Lisa and the Nightwatch changed the world.
I often ask myself if it's valid to say that Tischbein was a great artist.
David Ross goes on the assumption that Morandi was blessed with the ability to draw.
The more I deal with the arts the more I think that Mark Rothko had a terrible weakness for pure biomorphic forms.
It's obvious that the works of Carol Hepper are difficult to illuminate.
In a German art magazine I read that large color photographs in museums are exquisite.
Isn't it embarrassing that Hans Memling is one of Donald Trump's favorite artists.
While doing research for my latest book I discovered that de Kooning was still fighting for something he believed in.
My grandmother often says that El Greco left behind many masterpieces.
I don't know if it's a reflection of someone's understanding of art when they claim that Robert Longo works diligently.
A member of the Art Dealers Association of America told me that Morandi had real artistic problems for his time.
A recent TV program reported that art contributes to cultural understanding.
By the way, how do you know that Jackson Pollock had loyal friends?
A producer at PBS was reprimanded because during a membership drive he came out and said that Hokusai's woodcuts a????? ???A?¾re particularly deep.
I was leafing through a reference book on art when I discovered that Louise Bourgeois and Deborah Butterfield don't have any sense of color.
In an article about the current situation in the arts I read that Pissaro overestimated himself.
My boyfriend's chiropractor apparently said that the Flemish old masters are delightful.
At first my publisher refused to print my new book, because in it I say that reproductions of the Last Supper have a kind of plasticity.
By the way, how do you know that Paul Wunderlich's lithographs would not have been possible in this form 50 years ago?
At the reception last night the mayor is supposed to have said that Hans Haacke collects stamps.
Did you know that Peter Weiss' paintings are magnificent?
Could it be that paintings by young Russian artists are the horror of every restorer?
I have been thinking about the fact that landscape paintings inspire reflection.
You can make a really good impression at a cocktail party if you tell your fellow guests that El Lissitzky didn't allow himself to be corrupted by money.
I was standing in line at the grocery store yesterday when I heard a woman say that cut off ears demand more than a single glance.
A young artist, who I don't like, said that David Mach comes from a poor background.
On my last trip to Stockholm I discovered that paintings of rabbits and praying hands should be made more accessible to the public.
I can't remember if I read in Flash Art or Art in America that art makes new discoveries possible.
It's simply unbelievable that Markus Raetz dreams of a normative aesthetic.
It's a good approach to think that Imi Knoebel is always looking for subjects to immortalize.
On a bus tour through the city I heard the person sitting next to me say that people in advertising prefer paintings which are inspirational.
At the last museum benefit the Mexican ambassador said that Eart????? ???A?¾h Art projects appeal to many people.
It's unimportant that Tibetan statues of Buddha should receive more recognition.
In a catalog from the Museum of Modern Art the curator wrote that painted snapshots have changed visual culture.
My son got a bad grade when he said that Piet Mondrian sometimes enjoyed playing with his food.
While doing research for my dissertation I found out that works by members of General Idea are pretty nice.
The more I deal with the arts the more I think that Ilya Kabakov likes being an artist.
What would you do if the mailman said that Robert Barry should be embarrassed to sign his paintings?
In a recent interview Alexandre Iolas said that art is more gratifying than sex.
I had to look twice when I read that van Dyck has recently been cast in a new light.
At the moment I'm writing about the fact that Nino Longobardi doesn't know how to eat with chopsticks.
An old buddy of mine, who works for a delivery company, told me that Donald Judd is a pain in the neck.
My neighbor's son, who is studying to be an art teacher, recently said that artists are megalomaniacs.
Yesterday in front of the museum someone asked me if I also think that young art dealers have paintings which have lost their value.
My friend, who knows an art collector, recently commented that Alberto Giacometti defined himself in relation to what he wasn't.
If you want to make the impression that you are a successful artist tell everyone that Hans Haacke has a new idea every day.
It's improbable that geometric paintings may be viewed separately.
My boyfriend's chiropractor apparently said that Picasso really understood the golden mean.
At MOMA I learned that Karl Valentin loved to drink coffee.
Next time you write a letter to the editor why don't you say that Fluxus events are pieces of shit.
It's difficult to prove that geometric paintings are intense.
In a catalog from t????? ???A?¾he Tate Gallery a contributor wrote that Wassily Kandinsky was a good painter.
Yesterday I was telling my therapist that Edward Burne-Jones had a gift for drawing.
In our last phone conversation Kirk Varnadoe told me that Rona Pondick loves to watch television.
Don't look away immediately when you read that form itself is the true content of the work of art.
It isn't proven that religious paintings are triumphantly boring.
Tell me why my boyfriend thinks that the paintings in the L.A. County Museum are incapable of concealing their inherent romantic quality.
In the New York Times someone wrote that Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec got worse and worse as years went on.
A fellow student recently observed that Umberto Boccioni came from a poor background.
In an ad for magic markers it was written that Julian Opie works diligently.
Cindy Sherman made a fool of herself when she said that Jean Cocteau has lit up lightbulbs over many spectators' heads.
I didn't know that Joe Bear is an important artist.
My daughter's art teacher is supposed to have said that all artists are crazy.
My friend, who knows an art collector, claims André Emmerich said that Rosemarie Trockel thinks art itself is the message.
I don't claim that Hans Bellmer always wanted to give up art.
The manager of the Chelsea Hotel told me that Allan McCollum could be considered creative.
If you want to work in television go ahead and write that it's possible to start a revolution with art.
My aunt, who lives in Santa Monica, was saying that Max Pechstein was the most influential painter of his time.
I'm amazed that Edvard Munch was modern back then.
Who says that art is liberating?
My art dealer confided in me that Jackie Ferrara is trustworthy.
The other day I told Linda Cathcart that James Lee Byars and Shusaku Arakawa suffer from depression.
By the way, did you know that Raymond Duchamp-Villon w????? ???A?¾as eclectic?
At the Inaugural Ball someone apparently said that Erich Heckel didn't know why he decided to become an artist.
I have found out that Ilya Kabakov knows a lot about art history.
On my last trip to Stockholm I discovered that geometric paintings are exciting.
I know an art critic who likes to put forth the theory that Erich Heckel never really wanted to sell any of his pieces.
If you want to be known as an art connoisseur it's a good idea to say that Doug Hall lost his house keys.
Isn't it funny that advertisers steal their ideas from artists.
This morning the newspaper salesman said that Cy Twombly is in the process of developing an open system.
A fellow student recently observed that Mark Pauline doesn't believe in publicly funded art.
I did a double take when I read that Thomas Ruff's photographic works are important works.
I know an art critic who likes to put forth the theory that many artists die young.
My girlfriend's gynecologist is supposed to have said that Claude Monet basically couldn't paint.
My daddy often says that it would be better to close the Louvre.
I think it's obnoxious to claim that Conrad Atkinson's performances have nothing to do with art.
My friend in Jersey City always says that Martial Raysse doesn't like watching TV.
On an invitation to an opening at the Marlborough Gallery it was written that Hans Bellmer developed an entirely new understanding of mass and volume.
I'm such a dolt. I still think that public sculptures have a political dimension.
Time Magazine reported that reproductions of Marilyn Monroe are OK.
I was surprised to discover that many artists remain undiscovered.
I may not be right in saying that the early works of postmodern artists are good enough to be in a museum.
Why is it that the paintings in the Ufifzi are best viewed in the dark?
The managing director of a gallery in Berlin recently r????? ???A?¾emarked that Rémy Zaugg isn't at all interested in the works of his colleagues.
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