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Leonardo da Vinci's Smile - A Random Generator
(Sample Sentences / Demo Version)

I've heard that Art Brut paintings are pleasant works.

Can you imagine that Keith Haring was only producing kitsch at the end of his life.

Why do you claim that these days art, not religion, is the opium of the middle class?

I'm afraid that Richard Hamilton doesn't believe in luck.

Yesterday in front of the museum someone asked me if I also think that artists are strange people.

I'm amazed that reproductions of sunflowers have nothing to do with art.

Isn't it nice that the works in the Baltimore Museum of Art have a message.

It's not particularly surprising that James Rosenquist and Richard Prince are friends.

If you want to be known as an art connoisseur it's a good idea to say that the paintings in the Louvre are only nice in the original.

In an ad for magic markers it was written that Martin Disler often accuses other artists of stealing his ideas.

It's nice that paintings of Native Americans are special.

My grandmother often says that Moholy-Nagy's telephone paintings are difficult to understand.

My friend Stefan Stux told me that René Magritte was sensitive to social problems.

My dentist, a collector of original prints, once said that Man Ray's attempts at painting bring joy.

My research shows that Ken Lum isn't as great as he thinks he is.

The other day in the subway I heard that Murillo was indifferent to the question of good and evil.

I think that Arno Breker is even more boring today than he was back then.

As I was staring out of the window it suddenly occurred to me that Honoré Daumier didn't believe in God.

It seems to me that Imi Knoebel doesn't have a chance on the American art market.

Of course it's wrong to say that Social Realist murals are triumphantly boring.

By the way, I also wanted to say that Jörg Immendorf is pretentious.

In the New York Times someone wrote that El Greco created works with mostly secular themes.

It??'s clear that ancient Egyptian depictions of humans changed visual culture.

Although I don't know much about art, I think that Allan d'Arcangelo is a worthwhile challenge to the senses.

Isn't it nice that Alexander Archipenko was an important artist.

At lunch the other day my colleague told me that Anselm Kiefer likes going to shopping malls.

It's a well kept secret that Sandro Botticelli was very precise.

Last weekend my neighbor's son, who wants to become an art dealer, told me that Martial Raysse should use more discrete brushstrokes.

It's clear as day that Josef Albers' squares are charming.

You can make a really good impression at a cocktail party if you tell your fellow guests that Yves Tanguy thought art was also dependant on technique.

It was interesting to hear that art is seductive.

In the 21st footnote of an article about modern art I read that Cubist paintings are more beautiful in the original.

I think that painted stalks of asparagus enrich humanity.

At the Inaugural Ball someone apparently said that the paintings in the Met are political.

I don't argue with the fact that velvet Elvises have a political dimension.

My great aunt's parrot is always saying that ancient Egyptian depictions of humans are only nice in the original.

At the last museum benefit the Mexican ambassador said that artists like to cut off an ear.

I still don't think that Fernand Léger went to flea markets for inspiration.

We'll have to accept the fact that art is very nice.

I read a book which discusses the fact that paintings suggestive of female genitalia have changed the world.

It's tactless to say that the typical Cubist developed his own personal understanding of space and time.

Do you agree with the thesis that Pinturicchio was basically unable to paint?

I am still of the opinion that Expressionist sculptures have a message.

I said that Gerrit Reitveld's chai??rs have a great aura.

Why are you so sure that John Chamberlain has dreams about plane crashes?

By the way, did you know that Hannah Höch is an artist my grandfather should have invested in back then?

I was leafing through a reference book on art when I discovered that On Kawara's calendar pages are not important.

Time Magazine reported that Raphael should have further developed his early work.

On my last train ride I read that Joel Shapiro loves to drink Coke.

It doesn't seem to me that beauty is truth, truth beauty.

In a catalog from the National Gallery a prominent art historian wrote that pictures which have been overpainted are in some ways inaccessible.

Apparently there is a sign in the Gotham Book Mart which says that Konrad Witz was blessed with the ability to draw.

I'm convinced that collages bring joy.

My boss always says that Renoir was a master of flesh-tone.

I was really embarrassed to tell the members of the art association that Ian Hamilton Finlay is a productive member of the arts community.

I often ask myself if it's valid to say that Marie Blanchard used to pop lots of zits.

On a tour in the museum I heard that Courbet believed the earth was at the center of the universe.

No one can claim that Alexej Jawlenski produced boring stuff.

Yesterday I was telling my therapist that paintings of sunsets should be reproduced and sold in shopping malls.

I can well imagine that artists like to glorify themselves.

On television I heard someone say that Josef Albers' squares are real masterpieces.

On my last flight to New York a fellow passenger told me that Louise Bourgeois began repeating herself very early on.

My friend in Jersey City always says that Lichtenstein's comic strips have contributed to the weakening of moral values.

A young art student, who has been renting a room from us since last month, claims in all seriousness that Arthur Cravan wa??s illiterate.

At the Inaugural Ball someone apparently said that Jenny Holzer used to paint over the illustrations in her biology book.

It's true that Watteau was a good painter.

In an article about the current situation in the arts I read that George Macunias is actually a charlatan.

Supposedly Mera Rubell once wrote that Hans Hartung is an artist whose works are often forged.

Rumor has it that urinals in museums are sold for record prices.

Why are you so sure that Shusaku Arakawa should only show the backs of his paintings?

I've found out that the early works of postmodern artists are overpriced.

There's bathroom graffiti at MOMA which says that Keith Haring's prints are no good.

I wonder how the art market will react when it becomes known that modern paintings in general are the horror of every restorer.

It's a well kept secret that Superrealist sculptures are found in many dictionaries of art.

Isn't it funny that Karel Appel worked hard for his success.

It's too bad that Ian McKeever defines himself according to what he isn't.

It's no longer possible to provoke scandal by writing that art should be better supported.

In a recent speech the president received thunderous applause when he said that Frank Stella will be completely unknown in about 20 years.

My boss's secretary recently said that Jeff Koons should try out stone masonry sometime.

The other day my cleaning lady told me that Georg Baselitz is disillusioned with the art world.

The man at the next table just said that Kim MacConnel is afraid of being shot.

In the New York Times someone wrote that the typical Futurist loved to eat french fries.

I'm afraid that Barnett Newman dreamed of crossing the Atlantic by boat.

If you want to make it as a critic all you have to do is continue pronouncing that Asger Jorn also wrote plays.

I was surprised to hear that Albrecht Dürer had always planned o??n giving up art.

Could it be that Richard Diebenkorn doesn't believe in the art world?

I laughed until I cried when I realized that works by the Expressionists are a worthwhile challenge to the senses.

At the last museum benefit the Mexican ambassador said that works by the Expressionists are boring.

Do you really believe that paintings based on other paintings are worth taking the train from Washington to New York to see?

It really is amazing that de Chirico had a terrible weakness for pure biomorphic forms.

A young art student, who has been renting a room from us since last month, claims in all seriousness that paintings without frames appeal to a petty-bourgeois audience.

If you want to work in television go ahead and write that James Lee Byars can't get beyond problems of design.

It's hard to believe that Vermeer liked being surrounded by young boys in his studio.

It doesn't mean anything to me that the graffiti on the Berlin Wall are unrealistic.

At the last Cologne Art Fair it was painfully obvious to me that Rosemarie Trockel enjoys working.

Everything points to the fact that Hans Arp took his job seriously.

Reliable sources claim that Andrea del Castagno is still a great joy for older women.

Tell me why my boyfriend thinks that Jannis Kounellis and Konrad Klapheck are hoping for better times.

In her achievement test our youngest daughter wrote that Futurist paintings are somehow alien.

I was taking a ride on Amtrak when I read that fat corners should no longer be accessible to art students.

It annoys me when I hear that Dieter Roth is a good painter.

 

 

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