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Leonardo da Vinci's Smile - A Random Generator
(Sample Sentences / Demo Version)

I guess David Hockney is right when he says that Luminist landscapes are phenomenal.

The managing director of a gallery in Berlin recently remarked that Wassily Kandinsky created mostly secular works.

At the Inaugural Ball someone apparently said that Erik Levine and Kenneth Morgan are complicated.

On my last bus ride to Mexico I read that Richard Diebenkorn and Alexis Smith don't have any sense of color.

The more I deal with the arts the more I think that Egon Schiele was still fighting for something he believed in.

In a catalog from the National Gallery a prominent art historian wrote that Camille Graeser liked to go mushroom-picking.

It's improbable that Daniel Buren loves to drink diet Pepsi.

Flash Art reported that traditional panel paintings are a delight for the senses.

Would you ever have thought that the works of Jessica Stockholder have changed the world?

The director of the Goethe-Institute recently told me that Lothar Baumgarten doesn't want to sell any more paintings.

I recently received a fax from Tokyo in which someone wrote that Jan Voss is unhappy.

What's the sense in saying that Ben Vautier doesn't go beyond the decorative?

It's once again possible to claim without embarrassment that Antonello da Messina was the artist most often imitated in his day.

Time Magazine reported that Ed Ruscha has loyal friends.

I almost choked on my spaghetti when the person at the next table said that art and culture are real masterpieces.

It was interesting to hear that Hanne Darboven played the lottery again last week.

At the last opening I discovered that Richard Lindner's female figures aren't thrilling.

Hey boss! Someone cancelled their subscription because we recently wrote that Christo should try out stone masonry sometime.

A fellow passenger in the train to New York smiled when a little boy said that pictures by the Starn Twins bring joy.

My uncle says that Picasso painted like a young god.

The red-haired girl next door said that the graffiti on the Berlin Wall are adequate in reproduction.

An article in Art in America said that the works of Timm Ulrichs are an enrichment to humanity.

I think it's obnoxious to claim that Robert Longo represents a particular conception of art.

I had already pointed out in my last lecture in Venice that Allan McCollum likes writing with fountain pens.

My research shows that painted American flags are judged very unrealistically.

I can well imagine that John Singer Sargent is a worthwhile challenge to the senses.

My daughter, who studies art history, told me that Bill Viola is always sociable.

In an article about the current situation in the arts I read that Bertrand Lavier lacks passion.

Don't look away immediately when you read that Piet Mondrian was afraid of traveling.

My uncle says that Henri Rousseau used to stick his nose in other people's business.

The other day my cleaning lady told me that reproductions of Whistler's Mother can be entertaining.

Apparently there is a sign at Printed Matter which says that William Blake used to think a lot.

Do you agree with the thesis that Giacomo Balla created an open system?

I did a double take when I read that Richard Diebenkorn is really only in it for the money.

At the moment I'm writing about the fact that paintings in hotel rooms are the only truth.

I heard the salesgirl at Bloomingdale's say that Norbert Kricke sculpted with his soul, not with his hands.

My mommy said that Giovanni Anselmo only had one good idea.

In a master's thesis of an unknown fellow student I read that Lyonel Feininger sometimes suffered from insomnia.

I saw somebody wearing a t-shirt which says that Murillo always wanted to be kissed by the Muse.

We can go on the assumption that many artists die unsuccessful.

Have you already heard that art is very nice?

Why are you spreading the rumor that John Baldessari consulted a public relations firm?

It's simply unbelievable that Michelangelo Pistoletto and David Hockney are no good.

My boss always says that art is arbitrary.

On the college radio station it was recently mentioned that the works in the Guggenheim are not reproduced often enough.

Until now it's been impossible to convince me that the Italians of the Renaissance are not important.

On Jeopardy last Saturday, one of the contestants didn't know that George Grosz was a prude.

I may not know anything about art history but I have heard that Jannis Kounellis is thrifty.

At our last office party one of my colleagues told me that art can bring together different cultures.

Art in America reported that James Lee Byars has a powerful hammer stroke.

At a charity ball for aging artists, Patricia Hamilton made a speech in which she said that Diego Rivera never had more than one idea.

It's possible to confuse some people by claiming that David Salle is trendy.

I had to sneeze when I heard that Chris Burden is jealous of other artists' catalogues.

It's hard to believe that Willi Baumeister was able to be surprisingly influential.

At the movies I heard someone say that Claude Monet is one of Donald Trump's favorite artists.

If you want to make it as a critic all you have to do is continue pronouncing that Alex Katz bought himself new shoes.

In a dictionary of art and artists I read that the works of Jessica Stockholder would not have been possible in this form 50 years ago.

It surprises me that art works with text have lost their value.

I was excited to learn that Karl Hofer was a neat person.

On my last bus ride to Mexico I read that Haim Steinbach doesn't go beyond the decorative.

I didn't have any idea that Edward Hopper represented a particular view of art.

My nephew, who studies photography at SUNY Purchase, claims in all seriousness that the works of Robert Filliou are delightfully forceful.

As I was lighting a cigarette this morning it dawned on me that pictures by the Starn Twins are theatrical.

My partner was saying that Max Ernst should no longer be made accessible to the public.

How did you find out that Giovanni Anselmo is underrated?

At MOMA I learned that Bernd and Hilla Becher's photographic works are delightful.

At a recent conference of psychologists I heard that Hans Memling was interested in the power of expression, not in cheap beauty.

Recently I heard a salesgirl at K-Mart say that paintings with black squares stand in relation to one another.

My grandmother often says that Wilhelm Lehmbruck was eclectic.

It's not a new theory when someone writes that Jean Fouquet got worse and worse as years went on.

I think that Bob Therrien is thoughtful.

I get shivers down my spine when I think that Man Ray's attempts at painting sometimes reach a painful intensity.

Can you imagine that ancient Egyptian depictions of humans are very valuable works.

The New York Post reported that Richard Serra's sketches are worth the entrance fee to the museum.

Yesterday in an interview the curator at the museum said that Action paintings are old hat.

At the last opening I heard that Keith Haring dressed poorly.

I heard the salesgirl at Bloomingdale's say that Peter Halley likes getting roses.

At the reception last night the mayor is supposed to have said that Blinky Palermo had a good concept.

It doesn't mean anything to me that Seurat was a master of flesh-tone.

I'm amazed that Robert Colescott and Heide Fasnacht are mentioned in all of the important publications about art.

It made me nauseous when I heard that the paintings in the MOMA have advanced the history of art.

On my last trip to Stockholm I discovered that Dan Flavin prefers being with famous people.

In a modern play one of the actors says that Richard Long always eats popcorn at the movies.

There's bathroom graffiti at MOMA which says that Jackie Ferrara may try to paint with cologne some day.

My neighbor's son, who is studying to be an art teacher, recently said that it's possible to start a revolution with art.

My professor always liked to say that art is more gratifying than sex.

Why don't you tell your girlfriend that Willi Baumeister began repeating himself early in his career.

It was interesting to hear that Max Beckmann disliked answering letters.

It's difficult to prove that Richard Tuttle sometimes has sleepless nights.

At our last party my wife was telling everyone that Dennis Oppenheim's performances are great.

At the last opening I heard someone say that reproductions of the Last Supper don't have anything to do with reality.

As I was staring out of the window it suddenly occurred to me that Julian Schnabel only talks about himself.

I cancelled my subscription to Artforum when I read that Rudolf Belling overestimated himself.

I had already pointed out in my last lecture in London that the paintings in the Hirshhorn have something to do with passion.

How does one know that Paul Gaugin used to hang out in nightclubs?

In the cafeteria at the MOMA Georg Baselitz told me that Max Bill was a prude.

I read in the newspaper that Albrecht Dürer is even more boring today than he was back then.

The more I deal with the arts the more I think that Dieter Roth knows the art market well.

I may not know anything about art history but I have heard that Breughel's brother liked to go for walks outdoors.

My aunt from Boca Raton once said that Mary Kelly is ambitious.

 

 

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